Red Nose Meat Clown Runs Amok in Tokyo. Bush to send Rice.
A giant red nosed meat clown threatened downtown Tokyo early this morning, overturning noodle and dumpling pushcarts and hurling hot beef frisbees in all directions. Several people were injured by slipping on the greasy frying disks. Others were maimed as their dogs dragged them into traffic in persuit of the meat, the soba and buckwheat noodles, pork dumplings and a few moon cakes left over from a recent dragon festival.
“We help America and this is what we get!” shouted several pedestrians. “We want Rice!”
President Bush has decided on an immediate high level diplomatic response.
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November 18th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
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